Netflix descriptions that make me scroll away after 1/100th of a second and try to remember them so I'll never waste time reading them again:
"After losing his memory in an accident..."
"Broke and in the middle of a divorce, football coach.."
"Time-traveling assassins.."
"A horse with cancer.."
"Hunted by the CIA.."
"Vin Diesel..."
@esaeger 👍
Also any description of how an orphaned teenaged girl [without combat or intel experience] has to rescue her sister kidnapped by a network of international [archetypal villains]... or how a teenaged boy [without combat or intel experience] whose dad died when he was a child has to rescue his [mother, little sister, and/or little brother] from [slave traders, a terrorist group, and/or a very wealth and powerful white dude and his mercenary army].
@esaeger
"Broke and in the middle of a divorce, football coach and time-traveling assassin Vin Diesel is hunted by CIA agents riding horses with cancer."
:: sends treatment in email to Netflix ::