Know what's the best is when someone's doesn't know they're pregnant for 9 months and then suddenly, in the middle of watching an episode of The Voice, bonk, there's a kid, and dad has to run out and buy a clown-shaped rattle and some Gerber strained peas
@esaeger Man This country needs Comprehensive Sexual Education.
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@Heavymetalmotherindisguise _ Has for a very long time, yes.