Morning Cat Report:

Instead of giving us food* this morning, Mother has opted to give us poison.**

Mother hates us. The world is turning to a dark, lifeless ball of ice. Let us sing the song of our people one last time before our inevitable demise, sister.***

*Friskies whitefish and tuna
**Friskies "mariner's catch"
***urp hairballs in the hallway

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@danialexis Haley knows the pain! I tried to poison her with some canned salmon until I came to my senses and served her 9Lives like she wanted!

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