All the people who scheduled back-to-back-to-back-to-back meetings from 8 AM to noon the morning after a midweek evening soccer match can die in a fire...

(Second one ended early, so I get 15 minutes between these two!)

Yes, I joined the 8 AM from bed. One of the developers asked why I sound so different than normal. I just said I was a match last night, I didn't mention I was using my phone rather than my usual good microphone.