[ scene ]
me: I've never watched any of the Bourne movies, maybe that would be fun tonight
google tv: they're all on peacock! watch now!
peacock: no, they're not
the internet: all Bourne movies coming to peacock June 2024!
peacock: seriously...no
starz: sup, marsh?
me: 7 day trial?
starz: yah marsh
[ end scene ]
this is why people who hated cable and moved to streaming now fucking hate streaming
