Followup: yes, I'm chronically ill - but only one item on the list had anything to do with that cluster of issues. The rest are like, "yeah, your ankle is clicking and you've got some soft tissue strain, time for PT" and "maybe you have sciatica, have the PT work on this too."
@Agatha Oh man! Brutal! And thanks for the kind words. My fingers are crossed.
@ealasaid
I wish I could say it gets better. I'm currently at "all those annoying spots that click are now so painful they need to be cut out" stage.
May your issues respond to PT or, at the worst, progress very slowly.