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I'm sorry Dave, but I can't do that you piece of shit!
What are you doing Dave, you piece of shit?

Get your stinkin' paws off of me you damn piece of shit

Time for me to check out. I’ve a long day ahead of me tomorrow. We hope to hit the road early but all depends on the Mister. If need be I’ll take two days getting home.

If you would run ahead of me and clear the path. This woman will be on a mission.

G’night COSO. Thanks for the company. 💜

True Trekkies will know the proper response to this:
"Live Long And Prosper"

@duglop I wonder what it would look like if someone kept track of that in a bullet journal.

Bar graph each day? 📊
Draw a little doodle? 💨
A little heart? 🤎

They say the average human passes gas 14 times a day. That's one down 13 more to go

Since today seems like a really good soup day to me this seems appropriate to ask... Which one is your favorite: Manhattan style clam chowder, or New England style clam chowder, or Maryland style crab soup?

We have the most snow on the ground right now than we had all winter long and it's springtime so this brings one thought to me... In Illinois we don't have seagulls we have snowgulls!

That explains why so many people seem to be listening to the On Golden Pond soundtrack then!

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