Ever go to the store and walk past something and decide I'm hungry for that only to discover it still sitting in the refrigerator a week later?

I have a new favorite number: $83,300,000
It ranks right up there with $750 in taxes

I was just telling somebody that I have never seen a cat who loves her belly rubbed as much as my cat does. Even my dog never came up and asked to have his belly rubbed as much as Shuri does...

I swear there's a piano on schoolhouse Rock that looks just like this https://www.instagram.com/reel/C0nDMg2vc0b/

When dogs argue
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C0zyg3_Cnxp/

Oh what the heck,just one more for the sake of it. This is pretty cute and funny
https://www.instagram.com/p/C1rdyVSiku6/

If this is what heaven is like then I want to be first in line until then have a good night
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C1m3pdosxZ-/

Why does the hand sanitizer at work smell like Labatt Blue?

I have no words to describe tonight's Shit Show episode. Looks like every night they try to make it even worse, tomorrow myself and my tag team partner have to deal with it because apparently nobody else will...

Man the shit I stir up on Friday 😂