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Robin Hood and William Tell and Ivanhoe and Lancelot. They don't envy me.
Joined Apr 2022
Never underestimate the power of evil.
I'm biting my tongue to this point.
Sitting here waiting for my pizza and thinking these old white men are the problem. Not me, of course. π€£
If I could invent a device that would tell you the exact time an avocado is ripe, I would be rich beyond imagination...
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Paul Rudd in Philly handing out water to people in line. An a actual crime in Georgia.πππππππππππππππ
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Stupidity angers me. I am avoiding certain platforms for that reason. Especially today.
@Maude oh man, that sounds good.
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So Iβm driving 70 in the middle lane of freeway on my way to new doc.
Suddenly a Tesla appears in fast lane with huge trump Vance sign on the back. He blows past me about 80-90 mph. Heβs soon out of sight.
About 3-4 miles down the road, traffic jams on their breaks for flashing blue lights. As I slowly drive past, I see the Tesla being ticketed.
I erupt into laughter. Imagine how happy NJ State Police were pulling that asshole over in his Trump Mobile. NJ is a seriously blue state.
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@LnzyHou You have no idea how many times I have wished to witness such a thing.
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It does make me wonder how many men have lied to their spouses about who they voted for.
@northernbassist are hollow body guitars susceptible to feedback more than solid body guitars? I found feedback to be a problem when I had a Hofner bass.
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Remind me again.
How many of us did he kill last time?
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I got to my polling location 5 minutes after openβ¦I was number 69 and the line was out the door and past the parking lot when I left. #politics
@WellWellWell3 good for you. Good for her.
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Robin Hood and William Tell and Ivanhoe and Lancelot. They don't envy me.
Joined Apr 2022