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It's a bit chilly outside and your wardrobe only works well if you wear one of two combinations. You'd rather wear:

It's time for dessert. What's your choice?

If Herschel Walker wins Georgia, the peach has rotted. How can people vote for someone with a a lower brain cell count than a toad? WTF is wrong with people? 😂 He's never said anything that makes a lick of sense! I'm Herschel. Yadda, yadda, gobbledygook, gobbledygook, it's a real badge. 🤦‍♂️

Over the Hill: Stubbing your toe when you're young resulted in 2-minutes of swearing. Stubbing your toe when you're over the hill results in 2-days of aching, in every joint of your body.

Over the Hill: You didn't lose your hair - it just migrated to your back.

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The Just Stop Oil'ers spend more money on paint and mashed taters than it costs to promote the website they're hosting to get the message across, and vandalism makes people hate them instead of supporting them.

What's with rich people's paranoia about losing all their money? All they need to do is not make celebrities, influencers and sponsors hate them before investing in the product they're using. Seems simple enough.. 🤷‍♂️

Riddle: Who is the subject?
I'm not buying a shitty Tesla; I'm not booking a ride on his cock-rocket; I'm not paying him $8/month.

Time to get that bad boss story out. My worst boss, and I've had a few, would not let me speak to him unless he spoke to me first.

It's time to go back to bed. I have a habit of sleeping early, waking early, staying up too long and not getting enough sleep again before work. I really need to kick this habit. 😊 Have a great day, peoples!

Can't kick the brain in gear today, I'm blaming the time change (and not winning the 1.6B jackpot).

My clock broke. And I am literally crying about it.

It's a cheap plastic thing that, I believe, came from K-Mart back in the day. When I headed to college my dad asked, "Do you have a clock?" I said no, and he unplugged the thing. "Take this," he said.

That was in 1980.

I've had this dumb clock for 42 years. Curse you Daylight Savings! It died during the reset.

My husband's telling me that that's a pretty amazing life for a cheap piece of plastic but I'm still crying. 😥

The Community Firehose is a heavy stream that's hard to tackle, but it's still fun!

More than 5-years has passed since losing one of my best and dearest friends. It's supposed to get easier, but it's not. I always cry when I think of him. While he may be at rest, I still don't forgive the universe for taking him at just 54-years old. The only solace is that he is in my heart every day. ❤️ Henry.

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