AI SUBS.
She's hired cheap - just 130 Pound sterling.

@ianthealy That's when you reply, "Support and Money is a lot more helpful".

Seems obvious to me that these recent UFOs that have been shot down are enemies testing air defense capabilities.

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@phase Rough dude. I even have 750 cal daily diets when I'm not active. Both Ben and Jerry are taunting me.. ☺️

Strange but True: Kelly Jean Van Dyke was an adult film actress with substance abuse issues. She married Jack Nance, relapsed, and returned to adult films. While Jack was filming Meatballs 4, he told Kelly over the phone he wanted a divorce. She threatened to kill herself if he hung up the phone. At that moment, a storm took out the phone lines Jack was using. By the time he found a working phone and notified the LAPD, Kelly Jean Van Dyke had hanged herself, believing Jack hung up on her.

[2/2] Our families, friends, health and happiness are goals we all aspire to have and hold close. It's not our differences that matter, but the struggle we face as the human race and if we can stop building walls upon the things that differ and build bridges instead with what we share, we can begin to mend the torn fabric that frays us all.

[1/2] Regardless of faith or practice, I hope everyone enjoys this holiday season with their loved ones. As we near the end of 2022 (in Gregorian terms; however, the message be the same for countries or cultures in respect to their New Years), and with all of the issues we're facing on earth, there is no better time to remind ourselves that what is truly good is good for all.

#jokes
A British produce importer had their load confiscated at the dock and subsequently found out it was sold to a car company.
Months later the car company asked the produce importer to come down and have a look at what they did with the shipment.
He took one look at the car and said, "You're driving me bananas."

@th3j35t3r lol. It's the Canadian way of telling someone to stop being a lazy oaf. ;)

The most important word every person needs to know:
Warrant?

We're witness to one of the most heart-wrenching liberations of an unknown person.
Though he can neither escape nor speak, he will finally be freed and have a voice.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11489365/DNA-breakthrough-leads-identity-Philadelphias-Boy-Box-cold-case-victim.html

Someone forgot to tell Kanye that Hitler would've persecuted him, too. Hitler persecuted Afro-Germans in additional to Jews, Romani, homosexuals, and so on -- he just didn't organize their extinction, like he did the Jewish.
While I don't like calling people names, Kanye really is dumb AF. 🤦‍♂️

https://www.msn.com/en-ca/news/other/warmington-b-nai-brith-canada-says-kanye-west-s-love-of-hitler-and-nazi-s-harmful-and-offensive/ar-AA14NXmK

You gotta love a deathbed confession. It's never not interesting.
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/ex-cia-agent-made-chilling-28602211

It's important to appreciate the consequences of your actions before you put someone through something that cannot be undone.

https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/1703438/whatsapp-girl-kills-herself-joke-removal

@veronicapurcell Give them a gift bag, where in the bottom it just says, "That's it!" and cover the rest of the bag with cash mixed with tissue paper, so they still get the experience of digging into it, but the gift was getting there. 😉

@DJNoneYa Only weak, inept men with fragile egos and a paltry level of self-esteem need rules against women in order for themselves to function.
They're our mothers, daughters, sisters, grandmothers and wives. They all gave of themselves to the men in their lives so that they could be successful, and a man who wishes to take away their rights /is the root cause of everything that is wrong with/ society.

@veronicapurcell I just give cash because I once told my best friend I wouldn't tell him If I won the lottery - I'd just show up with a Ferrari for him, and he said, "I'd rather just have the cash". 😂

I'm nerd enough to already know, but this is great nostalgia and the answer to the question every 80s NES kid wondered. 😊 #gaming
https://getpocket.com/explore/item/how-did-the-duck-hunt-gun-work