The OnionWars

What’s next for InfoWars remains a live issue. The excess funds initially allocated for the purchase will be reinvested into our philanthropic efforts that include business school scholarships for promising cult leaders, a charity that donates elections to at-risk third world dictators, and a new pro bono program pairing orphans with stable factory jobs at no cost to the factories.

https://theonion.com/heres-why-i-decided-to-buy-infowars/

Customer appreciated my help today and gave me an official hood name. Y'all can refer to me as dragonflyG or damselflyG now😎 🤘

Giant sea turtle found in netherlands returned to gulf of mexico.....did they ask him?
Maybe he was on vacation...maybe it was hurricanne season in the gulf....🙄

https://apnews.com/article/netherlands-turtle-rescued-released-c625e0085e3a3966d546ab51de0ece3f

#politics Sec'ty of Defense and grenade doap salesman.
Americas new bingo game

#headlinewriterforhire

Scientists pull Voyager 2 data out of Uranus

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2024/11/12/uranus-voyager-2-study-magnetosphere-nasa/76216510007/

Hear there's a nudi parti on @altamaha 's timeline!
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Happi Birthday 💗

#Potato Seal of approval

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Boobs celebrating too.

You say potato....

Happy With benefits...working on it

Just talked to a gentleman who is a new father this month at 90 yrs of age. Awesome gene pool.

Oh the confirmation quandry.

Good morning🖤
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