I've never really wanted a Poodle as a pet. I'm sure there are great ones out there, but the only Poodles I've known seemed fairly high-strung.

But I do give them props for being the most ambitious players in dogdom. I mean, we've got Labradoodles, Schnoodles, Cockapoos, Goldendoodles, Maltipoos, Jack-A-Poos, Poochon, Bernedoodles, Pekapoos, Yorkipoos, Poogles, Eskapoos and 25 more hybrid breeds.

But if I had to pick one as a pet, it'd be a Shiht-poo.

Just so I could say it all the time.