And God said to Noah, "I have set my rainbow in the clouds, and it will be the sign of the covenant between me and the earth. Whenever I bring clouds over the earth and the rainbow appears in the clouds, I will remember my covenant between me and you and all living creatures of every kind."

Noah pondered for a moment, and said, "How emasculating! Can't you use something else?"

- Genesis 9:13-15, NAAV
(New American Alpha-Male Version)