The Pale Blue Eye movie has such an interesting concept and Dudley Dursley does such a GREAT job of portraying Edgar Allan Po, and yet it’s such a dull, tedious, boring, droning piece of cinema that it tortures the audience with its chronometry instead of keeping them sealed to their seats. It takes a special kind of talent to make people look for excuses to stay during a show that’s designed to make them compelled to stay.
A shame, really.