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hang this in a museum. Jon Stewart is my soul twin.
still deeply madly in love with him.
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This is the best prank ever: In 1990, Spy magazine sent a check for 13 cents to a bunch of wealthy Americans. Only two people cashed the checks. One was an arms dealer.
The other was Donald Trump.
https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2016/08/trump-files-spy-magazine-prank/
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Trump: "North Korea is no longer a threat"
Kim Jong Un: "While you been concentrating on my ground based launch sites & freeing rappers from jail, we been developing a new Sub capable of launching nukes. lol"
1 hour later:
Russia infiltrates South Korean airspace. shots fired.
GAME of BONES - "Dachshunds are Coming" - GoT Dogs Version!
🌈🌱 little grew some blue bonnets and his baby red maple tree finally sprouted 6 months later.
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One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas Day. Don’t clean it up too quickly. Wishing everyone a very Merry Christmas and a great new year!
Santa's been! 🎄🎅🏽🥛🍪🍺🍷 (AKA Mommy is drinking wine and eating cheese and dark chocolate before my four year old wakes me up in 5 hours)
✊🏽 Y'all. My 7yo niece is brilliant. #raisethemright https://counter.social/media/3yAw0NwyBV4AnmGIKoc
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In just 48 hours we've had:
"I'm gonna cancel the 14th amendment and birthright citizenship."
"I'm gonna deploy active duty military inside US soil and authorize them to open fire on unarmed civilians."
Let that sink in.
"I'm not saying Donald Trump is on this package of peanut butter M&Ms. I'm just saying the red one keeps bragging about grabbing the green ones' crotches and building a wall to keep the brown ones out." #cosohalloween
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fuck Ted Cruz and fuck Trump. Texas is done with you.
#VoteWithBeto this little guy waited patiently in the hour long line this morning so mommy could vote for #BetoForTexas for a better future for all of us! 💙✌🏽 https://counter.social/media/w99y8nyZYfy7FLrXHIU https://counter.social/media/jU_kBQalhhf_U8A2GHY https://counter.social/media/aXDYQ9E31gNss-CUyqo https://counter.social/media/gI0s1-fQnrR0MIQKb_4
Can't wait to cast my vote tomorrow morning for #BetoForTexas ✌🏽💙
This little guy goes with me to vote every time. He's excited tomorrow is "Beto Day".
Saturday #ArtsGoggle FW + the Loop exhibit with the threenager
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Here's a piece of American history that's not well taught: the 1921 Tulsa race massacre where as many as 300 black people were killed. The neighborhood that was destroyed was a thriving economic area known as Black Wall Street. It was a symbol of the success that Black Americans could find, where they supported one another. And it was burned to the ground.
A White Mob Once Destroyed a Black Neighborhood in Tulsa. The City Wants to Find the Graves.
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/10/04/us/mass-graves-tulsa-race-massacre.html
🧡🤘🏽💙 this guy. *sporting the UT hat tonight. It's 9:35 and ou still sux*
Deadline in Texas to register to vote is 10/9. Early voting starts 10/22. Beto O'Rourke will work for actual Texans, not lobbyists and PACs.
