Pat Sajak, conservative extremist and climate changer denier, announced he’s gonna retire after 41 seasons as host of “Wheel of Fortune” — which I’m pretty sure is the longest any game show host has gone without having a clue.
@charlotteclymer who’s gonna replace him? Scott Baio?
@charlotteclymer TOURNIQUET!
@charlotteclymer He definitely should have bought a vowel.