I wonder whatever happened to the "butter pants" company...

You know she's voting Kamala this year. She'd much rather he be in jail.

What is this "radio" thing?

You really want to torture someone? Forget a Voodoo Doll and make a Voodoo Router to fuck with their Internet.

Today's Connections, I just can't decide if I love it or hate it.

If I study really hard, I think this might finally be the year I pass the Turing test.

Jesus! (would hate this)
Fuck every single one of these unrepentant psychopaths.
Completely depressed over the 22% (!) of Democrats.
I can only hope to hang my hat on the fact that only weirdos answer the phone for surveys (I hope).

Quick, someone tell Trump that Kamala Harris was briefly employed as a lion tamer in college.

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I flew my car to work in honor of Back to the Future day. Remembered I don't own a flying car. This does not end well

They say "When God shuts a door, he opens a window". What I really wish is that God would turn out the damn lights when he leaves a room.

Where's Waldo? (2087 edition)

I found out that you can recover old Neopets accounts, even ones that have been idle for 20 years (like mine). Turns out my 20-year-old pet is dying but content. I appreciate your vibes old buddy.

"I'm moving next weekend, and I was wondering if you could do me a solid?"

Sorry, I’m actually a non-Newtonian fluid

I love painstakingly recreating fictional t-shirts featured on tv shows and then having no one have any idea what the hell I'm wearing. An in-joke that's so 'in' it's only for me. These are two of my favorites.

It's that time of year again!

I swear it was an accident!

(I meant to hit the 'Hot Hail' button)

Just started a job in this nice industrial complex. Hoping for a quiet first day.

Oh, shit. Oh, no. Oh, fuck.

Donald Trump is expected to visit a McDonald’s in Pennsylvania this Sunday and “work the fry cooker,” a source tells CNN