I went down to the Jersey shore today with my daughter and brought back some swag. This includes these two aliens and I've got some questions. Why are only some of the aliens apparently naked? They both seems pretty happy, is there some probing involved here?

Happy Father's Day!

Hey, you down there! Come on up, I see a kid with a newspaper boat...

Aliens: "Humans, please remember to spay and neuter your billionaires"

There is a parallel universe where the movie Cast Away is exactly the same except that Wilson is a golf ball

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The Empire shows its support for Pride month...

I hired someone to follow me around and play The Price is Right losing horn sound whenever I do something stupid.

I'm beginning to think this was not a very good idea.

(The Price is Right losing horn sound plays)

https://www.myinstants.com/en/instant/the-price-is-right-losing-horn/

I've had some cards printed up that I'm hoping will further reduce my need to verbally interact with the humans.

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Every day I like to set fly a metaphorical butterfly. Which sounds delightful unless, you too, are a student of Chaos Theory.

You're one in a million!

Which means, given the current world population, there are approximately 8,100 "you"'s.

I'm gonna want some gas for this...

https://gizmodo.com/a-little-laughing-gas-can-help-treat-depression-small-1847066477

I've been told I'm a good listener. I find this entertaining since my mind tends to wander easily. If I'm paying close attention to you, I'm most likely collecting information to destroy you with later.

Happy Hot Air Balloon Day!

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I am sad to report that despite Duolingo's repeated insistence I never once saw a dog wearing a necktie in Japan.

These movies just get weirder and weirder...

"Dad, I can't get in my car because a giant turtle is blocking the door!"