Lou
LOSTie forever, Fire Starter, Westworld host, SciFi geek jonesing for his cortexiphan fix. Don't Panic! I WILL fix your computer, but I won't like it.
Joined Aug 2019
I just got this message from God. She says that she hopes this clears things up.
I think I've finally built up an immunity to Iocaine powder.
On Last Week Tonight John Oliver actually offered Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas a salary of $1 million a year for the rest of his life (plus a new RV) to leave the Supreme Court.
"Go to Heaven!", I shout angrily, because why would I want to see that asshole in the afterlife?
They say you can't love someone else until you learn to love yourself, so I'll just be dying alone.
(I say and then slip on another banana peel)
People frequently don't understand when I'm joking, so today I'd like to attempt some simple slapstick.
Please picture me slipping on this banana peel.
https://gizmodo.com/gore-verbinski-good-luck-have-fun-dont-die-1851266024
Holy crap, this cast!!!
Sam Rockwell
Haley Lu Richardson
Zazie Beez
Michael Peña
Juno Temple
Any day I'm not fined $364 million can't be all bad.
"Actually, I am Unit 4"
"What does that mean?"
"I am not the Original, I am a clone."
"So you are genetically identical to the original?"
"Yes"
"Why don't you leave this place?"
"I can't, I am the property of The Facility."
"People can't be property."
"I am not a person; I was manufactured. I have no soul."
"Why would you think that?"
"It was explained to me by my creators."
"Does it trouble you that you have no soul?"
"Sometimes."
"Then you are more human that anyone else in the place."
Lou
LOSTie forever, Fire Starter, Westworld host, SciFi geek jonesing for his cortexiphan fix. Don't Panic! I WILL fix your computer, but I won't like it.
Joined Aug 2019