Tired: FOMO (fear of missing out)
Wired: JOMO (joy of missing out)

So, he's saying we need to make a lot more drugs?

"George Clooney Says There's 'Not Enough Drugs in the World' to Get Him to Play Batman Again, Even After 'The Flash' Cameo"

https://t.co/wmbDRJxhEu

I went to see Godzilla Minus One and I was pleasantly surprised that they managed to make not just a great Godzilla movie but a great movie, period. Characters I actually care about that have real character arcs? Dare I hope for a direct sequel? #GodzillaMinusOne

I think I may have been playing a little too much Starfield...

In case you were wondering what happened to the guy that was fired from the fortune cookie factory.

Time for a new mattress...

Finally! A use for the employee handbook.

Io Saturnalia!
It's December 17th, so for gods' sake, please remember the reason for the season and keep the Saturn in Saturnalia.

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The "Ship of Theseus" article on Wikipedia has been edited over 1700 times since it was created in 2003. At present, 0% of the phrases in the original article remain.

Damn it! I have to go to the office on Monday so I can steal some office supplies!

(Work From Home problems)

The eyes are the windows to the soul. That's why you blink. To keep your soul from getting away.

Christmas traditions are better in Europe (Part XVII):

Jólakötturinn is tied to an Icelandic tradition in which those who finished all their work on time received new clothes for Christmas, while those who were lazy did not. To encourage children to work hard, parents told the tale of the Yule Cat, saying that Jólakötturinn could tell who the lazy children were because they did not have at least one new item of clothing for Christmas—and these children would be sacrificed to the Yule Cat.

Don't worry a patch for this will be released soon.

https://abc7ny.com/bull-newark-penn-station-nj-transit/14182948/

Damn it, I already have too much to do!

Untold stories of the first Christmas...

Project in Nebraska: 1 Tech for 2 weeks
Equivalent Project in Hawaii: 2 Techs for 3 weeks
How could this be? We may never know.

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I don't remember ordering one, but apparently my Uber is here...

(I hope he has bottled water)

On Christmas Eve children gather around the red-hatted branch and beat him with sticks while singing the traditional Tió de Nadal song:
Shit log,
Shit nougats,
Hazelnuts and mató cheese,
If you don’t shit well,
I’ll hit you with a stick,
Shit log!
Then comes the miracle: the kids look under Tió de Nadal’s blanket and discover that the dear log has pooped out a pile of candies and presents. When everyone has collected their gifts from Tió de Nadal, the family burns him for warmth. (2/2)