Hey, let's face it. The French are just lazy. Hell, they were supposed to take down the tower in 1909 and just said 'eh, fuck it'.

It seems like just yesterday that I could perform the Dark Arts just about anywhere, even in restaurants.

OK, but then who's been cashing all these checks?

It must be that Dragon Con time of year again!

Finally!

https://clickhole.com/90s-kids-rejoice-the-spider-eggs-they-used-to-fill-be-1825123339/

Get a load of this crybaby!

Happy National Toilet Paper Day!

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Happy National Waffle Day!

Although waffles have been used for food since their domestication as livestock in the 4th century, their popularity didn't really take off until the boneless variety was breed in the early 1800's.

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Trumpy Trout. No more couches for JD.

Are the sandworms instead of, or in addition to, the normally provided Denny's intestinal worms?
https://gizmodo.com/dennys-new-beetlejuice-menu-could-give-you-sandworms-2000489360

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I love Buddo! Has there ever been a better representation of Humanity than this figure that is all belly button and existential dread?

I just got my 23 and me results back and it turns out I'm 47%.