Orange and Rockland Utilities has e-mailed me to ask that I 'Report any odor of gas!'
Since I have oil heat, I'm mildly insulted.

International Day Of Happiness

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Mark Levin wants to know why Trump isn't getting any trickle down.

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I almost forgot! It's March 17th so Happy Festival of Liberalia! Remember to honor Liber Pater, Roman god of fertility and wine.

Since it's March 17th I would feel remiss if I didn't wish everyone:
Happy Feast Day of Gertrude of Nivelles, the patron saint of cats.

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Resistance is futile.

Happy Pi day!

Listen you classless heathens debating 'over' or 'under', everyone with any class knows the only proper method is 'through'.

Word usage frequency on phone:
1. Duck

Finally! Five at a time was just not cutting it.

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On second thought maybe I don't need any help after all.

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