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Damn it! It looks like the gravity routine isn't working right. Please grab hold of something while I try turning it off and on again.

Every time someone asks me why I can't smile like a normal human being.

I love musicals and Little Shop Of Horrors is probably my favorite. My sixth time coming to the Westside Theater. Evan Rachel Wood is doing a short stint as Audrey and I didn't want to miss it!

Nine years ago, and it's still funny.

Magic binding circle for self-driving cars.

I'm beginning to regret my purchase of this copy of the Kama Sutra at a garage sale.

I watched The Last Starfighter last night through a powerful lens of nostalgia and liked it quite a bit. Sure, some of the effects aren't great, but they were cutting edge at the time. Still, a really fun movie. I was also excited to spot an appearance of 'The Most Important Device in the Universe'.

https://movieweb.com/most-important-device-in-the-universe-fan-video/

Nobody pulls together an artistic epic quite like Denis Villeneuve. Go see it in a theater, Imax if possible. Villeneuve wants to finish his trilogy with Dune Messiah, and it would be a crime if he didn't get to.

Time flies when you're not having fun.

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The 'Where's Waldo' of jokes.

I'm changing my voicemail message to: "Congratulations, you've reached my voicemail! Leave a message or get your number blocked."

It really pisses me off when someone calls me and does not leave a message. Look, if it's not important enough to leave a message, then by definition it wasn't important enough to call in the first place.

Happy "Leap" Day when February has an extra...
...sweet zombie Jesus what the hell is that?

https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/110802-frogs-deformed-parasites-animals-environment-mutants

You know when a famous person is trending and you have to quick take a look because you are afraid they died?

Absolutely not the case for Mitch McConnell.

"Your Arms Too Short to Box with God", which is why I just poke him with a stick.

'Spider-man: The Voyage Home' that's the one where he saves the whales, right?

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...then they made me take a penny back.