If you have a problem with golf balls clogging your toilet, you need to see either a Doctor or Psychiatrist.

Co-worker with sonogram: "He looks just like his father"
His father:

Loser...

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My cleaning strategy is to keep the house just clean enough that if someone comes over I can say, "Sorry the house is a disaster, I haven't had time to clean in weeks."

I'm not a Mad Scientist, more so an Irritated Scientist; but I'm working on it.

What's this BS about A red pill or A blue pill? This is me every morning.

I'm just here to say stupid things and be miserable. You know, the things I'm best at.

https://www.theonion.com/fur-falling-off-elmo-in-clumps-after-asking-twitter-use-1851216840

New "I'm gonna strangle you" emoji. Useful for political arguments.

Finally got around to watching Beef this past weekend and the awards recognition is actually deserved. This is must-watch TV! All the acting is sublime, and the plot is so much more than I ever expected.

I had really hoped to get this by Christmas, but better late than never.

Am I easily entertained? Yes, yes I am.

https://youtu.be/qQlr9-rF32A

When those delicious paint chips aren't enough.

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Happy Large Boulder the Size of a Small Boulder Day!