I saw Speed Racer the day the local theater opened. The building was heavy with construction cement fumes, which I am sure did nothing to augment my enjoyment of the movie.

I'm a regular Nostra-dumbass. Post from the future pays off.

Someone asked me for a copy of the Star Wars Holiday Special. I gave them a copy of the video from 'The Ring' instead. I'm not a monster.

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Hell yeah, the music of Bebop at The Town Hall. This is gonna be the good stuff!

In the glorious future when all restaurants are Taco Bell, all movies will be Shrek.

https://futurism.com/the-byte/shrek-producer-ai-animation

News flash: David Zaslav has decided to take ALL of Warner Bros media as a tax write-off and retool the entire company as a physical product manufacturer.

If you forgot how to open your options just stand at a blank wall, look to the upper right and blink three times rapidly, look to the lower left and blink three times rapidly. This will open your settings. Look at 'Options' and blink twice, then look at 'Opt-Out Preferences' and blink twice. Change your settings there and don't forget to 'Save Preferences'! If you lost your manual, sheesh, that's what google is for!

Thanks to everyone who wished me a Happy Birthday yesterday, although I do feel a little guilty having opted out of the requisite aging option long ago...

The most detailed model of a human cell to date, obtained using x-rays, nuclear magnetic resonance, and cryoelectron microscopy data sets.

https://gaelmcgill.artstation.com/projects/Pm0JL1

"I am Loki, of Asgard, and I am burdened with glorious purpose"

I won't post any spoilers, but what a finale!

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The Bear has been renewed for season 3. I am shocked by this ONLY because I was sure this was a done deal already.

https://www.avclub.com/the-bear-renewed-season-3-hulu-1850994704

You know which one I'm picking!

Sure, you could change the batteries in your smoke alarms or, hear me out, you could wait until they all start chirping one night at 3am.

I was up until 3 o'clock last night so I could watch the clocks turn back. I mean, did I really gain that hour if I sleep through it?
(ok, it was really because I was playing Starfield, but the point stands)

God after a thousand years of watching people having sex, "this is so offensive!". Watches people having sex for another few thousand years.

The true reason why there are no more miracles. God isn't dead he's just too busy watching porn.

I finished 'Bodies' on Netflix last night and given my affinity for time travel stories it's no surprise how much I enjoyed it. What was surprising is how much the last episode completely wrecked me.