HOT Singles in your area want to know if your air conditioning is working.

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Cool dude putting on sunglasses? No, that's just me putting on my normal glasses.

@AskTheDevil Yes, rolled toilet paper didn't exist until 1879 when Scott Paper Company shipped the first toilet paper sold in rolls. Then in 1935 Northern Tissue invented splinter free toilet paper, so that's over 50 years of rolled toilet paper with splinters. Yikes.

I bet when they first invented indoor plumbing the first guy to get it got a lot of disgusted side eye from outhouse users when he announced, "I can shit INSIDE my house now!"

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Movie Idea:
Vampire Walrus

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Yeah, it's that kind of year...

After I'm done celebrating the 4th of July, I never know what to do with the other 3/4th of July.

My Boss in 30 Billion Years: That's it, you're a second late, you're fired!

You are 25 times more likely to be bitten by a New Yorker than by a shark...
...and I've been ordered by the court to apologize for that.

Happy 4th of July!
Hopefully I won't blow anything up today.
I mean, I'm not planning to, but I don't want to jinx it.

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The one and only good thing about this is that as soon as someone tells me they agree with this SCOTUS I have one less person I need to speak to ever again. I don't care how long I've known you or even if we're related, this is an instant cut-off. You are irredeemable.

I'm so angry about this SCOTUS that for the first time I'm honestly considering whether I need to start planning an exit strategy.

I got a message from past me...

I went to see 'Kinds of Kindness' yesterday and, oh boy, is this one f-ed up movie. I mean that in the very best way. It's going to be bouncing around in my head for a long time. This is not necessarily an endorsement. If you didn't like 'Poor Things' I suspect you'll like this even less. If, however, you crave the bizarre there's a lot to chew on here.

(My next movie is Despicable Me 4 on Wednesday, so I may get tonal whiplash)