@opie I was eaten by the dragon that swallowed the sun and they looked just like this...

The Rapture DID just occur. Both 'deserving' people were taken. They haven't been missed. We are the damned.
Don't believe me? Look around.

An old Chinese man just sold this plant to me for a dollar ninety-five. Sweet deal, right?

I've seen a lot of posts from people who think that the solar eclipse coupled with the recent NE earthquake means Jesus is coming again. What nutjobs! Everyone knows these are signs of the Second Coming of the Great Prophet Zarquon!

I'm not going to get Jumanji'd!
😂

https://youtu.be/8cdBcfLhJVY

I've lost count.

Robotaxi unveiling on 8/8!

“You know when you're sitting on a chair and you lean back so you're just on two legs and you lean too far so you almost fall over but at the last second you catch yourself? I feel like that all the time...”
― Steven Wright

Had a little earthquake here in NY. Not very exciting; I worked through it. I did briefly wonder if I should take a look outside because maybe it wasn't an earthquake and Skynet finally got us. No such luck, but a man can dream, can't he? Better luck next time.

@Keysalagain Fae Cartiste😂

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@danialexis I showed these pictures to the snow in my yard, and it laughed maniacally.

"The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?"
(staring at the six-fingered turtle)
Because that son-of-a-bitch killed my father, that's why.

Department of Corrections: All references to 'Jesus will have the faithful taken during the rapture' should read 'Jesus will have the faithful eaten by the raptor'. We apologize for any confusion.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

(It's just one of those work weeks)

Ingmar Bergman's Muppet Movie

https://openpsychometrics.org/tests/characters/

An interactive personality quiz that will determine your similarity with a long list of fictional characters. These are my results (from 4 years ago). Enjoy.

What, you don't want a David Lynch directed Muppet Movie?

(20 minute scene of Bert and Ernie sitting silently)

Photos 1993:
Hey, come over so I can show you these 100 slides of my vacation!
(groan)
Photos 2024:

@LadyZurk So if I got it before the 8th I'm OK, right?