Lou
LOSTie forever, Fire Starter, Westworld host, SciFi geek jonesing for his cortexiphan fix. Don't Panic! I WILL fix your computer, but I won't like it.
Joined Aug 2019
It's nice to finally get some representation.
https://www.theonion.com/sesame-street-introduces-first-enigmatic-muppet-who-h-1848179912
Just wait until I hit it big with my movie made from scenes stitched together of celebrities unknowingly reading my script one line at a time on Cameo.
That's me, the Great Wise Ass.
(whispering)
Sorry, I've been informed that I'm just a wiseass.
Happy St. Nicholas Day!
"In the Lorraine region of France, St. Nicholas’s companion is called Père Fouettard, meaning Father Whipper or Father Flog. He has a bit of a kinky vagabond look, wearing ragged clothes, donning a straggly black beard, and carrying a whip and chain. He’s also a butcher, and he attempts to eat children."
https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/pere-fouettard-french-christmas-monster
Got junk you need to get rid of? Keep the boxes from your holiday deliveries. Pack your junk in them. Leave them on your front porch.
1. You will get rid of some of your junk
2. People will eventually stop stealing from your porch
@Heucuva8 That's all true, but the correct response to the code phrase is:
(Mike) How'd you get to be so stupid, Cyril?
(Cyril) I don't know... I have a dumb heredity, I guess. What's your excuse, Michael?
-Breaking Away (1979)
I know, I am frequently too obscure for my own good.
"You know what I'd like to be? A cartoon of some kind. You know, like when they get hit in the head with a frying pan or something, and their head looks like the frying pan, with the handle and everything? Then they just go *booiing*
[shakes head] and their head comes back to normal? Wouldn't that be great?"
In Starfleet few crewmembers were willing to use the personnel recycler until they renamed it the transporter.
I'm soooo jazzed for this. Even more so because it's an original story and not based on any of the games.
Why is it whenever someone famous dies everyone draws cartoons of them arriving at the pearly gates? When I go I'd like a cartoon of me falling into the fiery pits of hell...
Sometimes you just got to take a vacation. Grab a map, throw a dart and that's where you go.
I prefer to use a map of the solar system...
...damn it! Earth, again!
Lou
LOSTie forever, Fire Starter, Westworld host, SciFi geek jonesing for his cortexiphan fix. Don't Panic! I WILL fix your computer, but I won't like it.
Joined Aug 2019