HOOOOOOOOOOOME! And unpacked, and showered, in my night clothes and chillin' with Mr. Snoot!
After a week of spotty conference snacks and self-cooked scrambled eggs, the Chipotle in PHL Terminal F is a glorious thing.
Brave on that ... most requiring of courage platform: The Surface Pro 4 tablet.
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@th3j35t3r I use Android: Chrome & Opera Touch browsers, mobile, and Tusky
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When the load gets heavy, learn how to bend so you don't break
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Today I Found Out | How Airplane Oxygen Masks Work Given They Aren't Hooked to Tanks & How Planes Get Oxygen at Altitude
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My dad has a theory that, in the event of a tornado or catastrophic disaster, the smartest thing you can do is put a hot dog weenie in your pocket. His thinking is that the smell of the weenie will draw recovery animals to you sooner, and I'm honestly having a difficult time finding fault with this theory. He calls it his "tornado weenie".
"I want nothing."
"I am not a crook."
When you and your husband perceive your family differently:
Me: There was another shooting at a Walmart in Oklahoma. My Uncle lives in Oklahoma.
Him: He doesn't seem like the type to shoot up a Walmart.
Me: I wasn't saying that he did...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qr6jFqMx0fA
Barenboim and Beethoven
#cosoclassical
@electrikmonk #CoSoBirbAntics Birb "Birdo" notices when Big Cat comes down the hallway to my office. Therefore Big Cat can't sneak up on me because Birdo GRONKS out his extreme displeasure to be left out.
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Raven Nibbler (short) update.
Anyone who passes my house while I'm inside shouting "No Teeth!" is gonna think i'm on a really bad date.
Went to vote today and some dude was standing there making sure he'd be in my way as I parked and walked out. He had to talk to the hand. I have never been so damn angry about dudes like him trying to make sure people like me know who is boss. What a jerk. The elections people came over as I was leaving and told him he shouldn't be standing there.
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