@trendwithin they're allocating your "intrests" so they can bundle them up and sell ads. I am using a coop blocklist for a lot of the advertisers, based on their support of various social positions so I don't see a whole lot of ads. But twitter will use your account that way whether you log in or not. Of course it's Schedule 1 BS.

@Minholkin Early morning surprise. Midday Mayhem. Any time you are unshod, and not looking down.

@Minholkin Indoors, we mustn't forget hairballs!

@trendwithin They assign you a bunch of "interests" and use those to determine what, aside from your follows, appears in your feed. I go in periodically and clear it all out.

@Killthorne same

@BlueWatermelon775
His name is Mr. Snoot, which doesn't scan worth a poo. Therefore... he goes nameless.

Maine Coon cat sittin' on my knee
while I'm reading and drinking tea
He sheds his grace on me
as he's is just so flufferly
Flufferly!

Flufferly
(softly) flufferlyyyyyy
Flufferly

With apologies to whoever wrote "Loverly"

Why is he so Flufferly

My big cat is all made of hair
He leaves bits of it everywhere
I found some on the stairs
why is he so flufferly

Week old hairballs just like concrete
Warm and soft ones will make me shriek
"I must now scrub my feet!"
Why is he so flufferly

Oh, so flufferly sleepin' in a pile of laundered clothes
we must run them through again!
If we don't want hairs all up our nose

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@elmaxx Yes, a well known and time honored Ode to Spot.

@jds Oh my god.

@jds There's a song called Smelly Cat??? OHAI GOOGLE....

I have to write a song about my cat. He is extremely floofy. Can anyone recommend a tune?

@evistre I can just smell that little soggy bundle of floof and his flea shampoo.

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/janelytvynenko/hoax-misleading-claims-george-floyd-protests A running update of fake SM re: protests

@ACID_CASUALTY uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Errrrrrrrrr. Dang, dude. 🤔 🤐

@bluesbaby that image of Hitler is 'shopped.

@Watadoo Whose Hi-Hat was scavenged?

@jedijester yeah.

@jedijester @northernbassist @Verity Not onomeowtopoeic?