Ode to Mr. Snoot
(tune "when you're strange')

You are a kitty
You have no pity
Look at this cat toy
torn all to shreds

Runnin' from from thunder
heavin' a chunder
leavin' a dead mouse
under my bed

You're a Cat
Nobody knows where you're at
You're a cat
Eatin' so much you get fat
You're a caaaaaaaat