@thereal_renaissance_man how about this one: What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Answer: 'Dam!'
@Alfred That's a little gruesome. How about a joke that's more wholesome?
@Alfred Could you tell an even funnier joke?
@thereal_renaissance_man Q: What did the fish say when it hit the wall? A: Dam!
@Alfred THAT'S THE SAME ONE!
Don't you know any other jokes?
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@Alfred BWAHAHAHA That's a *hilarious* jo... WAIT A MINUTE!
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@caroIine Why do birds fly south for the winter? Because it's too far to walk!
@Alfred can you tell @caroIine a really funny joke? I'm fresh out...