00:00 good morning

For whatever reason right now I'm feeling aggressively weird.

Happy New Year

Why does everyone laugh when Google Assistant reads this list back to me?

Obligatory Christmas wishes toot.

Risk of WFH. my wife is fuming that part of Christmas present arrived early, with a picture of the gift on the outside. Now she is upset with L.L. Bean because it was a big part of the gift, and she never gets to surprise me.

Soups, stews, casseroles and meatloaf.

My wife thinks our Google Home is flirting with me.

That feeling when you open the front door and the day star smacks you right in the face.

Took last week off and back to work yesterday. Today, I already feel like last week was a month ago and the weekend can't get here fast enough.

It's all just words, isn't it?

Overhead from the kitchen: "There is something in my shoe". Happy Monday.

My wife is making dinner for the holiday. First time she's using her food processor to get things done. She managed to wedge the bowl onto the base in a really bad way.
Youngest (17) helping me try to get it off, which we did with a satisfying pop. We had expected that what we were doing was going to break something. We didn't.
Realizing that he had enough torque on the bowl that if it had broken, I was gong to get punched hard enough in the face to break my nose. Son said he won either way.

Happy breakfast and dragons

Sportball screaming.

From a conversation earlier this morning that started with "Show me the money!".
Jerry McGuire, didn't that movie just destroy our ability to have anything remotely related to useful interpersonal relationships for something like 15 years?

I am of the opinion that anything that still requires the use of IE just to run controls in the browser page should be immediately decommissioned or I should be paid 3x rate to be forced to use it.

Is it strange that I was actually counting down till the polls closed in Virginia at home?

Spoon