Seen in my email:
"New Markdown Mania starting soon"
Me; Ooo a publishing thing
Email: No, it's a sale, what's wrong with you?
Me: But I like do all my documents in Markdown, it's awesome.
Email: OK, yea, I'm going to say this isn't for you. You're too weird.
And, no, my email doesn't talk to me like that. Well, at least not yet.