Wife is now cooking dinner following a recipe from a Google home. It is not going well as she's yelling at the device.
I felt the need to deploy the emergency chocolate. She almost knocked the bag out of my hand going for the first piece.
I left two more pieces on the table and quietly left the room.
Coronavirus has a 6 foot minimum safe distance. What we have started to lovingly call a gravy moment sends everyone into the next room and maybe even cowering under our beds.