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Story time!
I drive a brand-new company car, covered in company logos. Itโ€™s my responsibility to ensure itโ€™s up to the highest standard at all times. I walk around the vehicle to inspect it multiple times daily. Yesterday at 8:30 pm everything was fine. Today at 8:15 am, I noticed the rear license plate had been switched. Called police department, over an hour later, filed police report. The switched plate came back as being from a stolen Kia. DONโ€™T FORGET TO INSPECT YOUR VEHICLE BEFORE DRIVING!

How to watch a movie w/ :

Start movie.

Get up. Make some tea before anything important happens.

See dirty dishes. Wash dishes.

Sit back down. Restart movie.

Remember the tea. It's cold. Put in microwave. Might as well go to the bathroom.

Go back to TV. Restart movie.

Hear reminder beep from microwave. Get tea.

Cat has come in. Best feed her before movie gets good.

Sit back down. Restart movie.

Tea is still in the kitchen. Get tea.

Sit down. Restart movie. Drink tea. Fall asleep.

LOL! Humorous thought experiment form a trans friend who often cosplays as "opposite gender"โ€ฆ

"Would that mean I can "go in drag" in states that are trying to ban both trans people and drag, because they'd just see me as my assigned-at-birth gender?"

Black and brown men deserve to grow old too.

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Genesis ๐ŸŒโ˜•๐Ÿ’™

CounterSocial is the first Social Network Platform to take a zero-tolerance stance to hostile nations, bot accounts and trolls who are weaponizing OUR social media platforms and freedoms to engage in influence operations against us. And we're here to counter it.