Today's Twitter gem:
Andrea Junker - @Strandjunker: This goes out to the person who saw the coffee beans first and was like, “Oh come on, I’ll roast this stuff, chop it up into dust, and then mix it with hot water.” — From the bottom of my heart, thank you.
@band Better than that. First folks fermented the raw cherries and drank _that_. The resulting drunken caffeinated behavior caused the sharif(s) to shut it all down.
@band 🥰☕️🥰☕️🥰☕️🥰☕️🥰