We hope you'll review your Libby's Whole Kernel Sweet Corn, 15.25 oz, 12-count

Really online grocery site? That's what you want?

Okay well my hourly rate is $100, or if you want me to really put in some effort, day rate is $1000.

The Olympics of money laundering is unravelling.

https://thehill.com/policy/finance/537295-trumps-banker-resigned-from-deutsche-bank-following-undisclosed-real-estate

"We need to quit counting the egg-sucking legs on the cows and count the cows and just move."

I mean that's quite a visual. Best do as the man says.

https://thehill.com/homenews/senate/536867-pressure-builds-on-manchin-to-back-biden-relief-bill

Girl in a mustard field

https://reut.rs/39ygI4t

okay wolfram alpha that's just flexing

50mm ≈ 1.1 × lens diameter of Harry Potter's glasses ( 1.75 in )

Meanwhile on alternate Planet Earth

https://mobile.twitter.com/MattBruenig/status/1355393001435111425

Oh wait, I'm hearing... same planet folks. Same planet, different humans.

Dear web designers. Ask (USA) ZIP code _first_ and use it to auto populate city & state. It'll almost always be correct and save me from typing and big pick lists.

You're welcome, por nada.

For World Central Kitchen and your side-busting laughter, The Princess Bride made at home. All Star cast.

Like, all the stars.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lR8pA_WV9QI

Goodbye again Parler. No IP address for you.

https://krebsonsecurity.com/2021/01/ddos-guard-to-forfeit-internet-space-occupied-by-parler/

"...one of the things we’re going to do is be completely transparent open and honest. If things go wrong, not point fingers but correct them, and to make everything we do be based on science and evidence. That was literally a conversation I had 15 minutes ago with the president, and he has said that multiple times,”

#science #truth #whatIsEvenHappening

https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/535315-fauci-says-its-liberating-working-under-biden

Give Amanda Gorman all the keys to all the locks, is what I'm saying.
Interview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHhut5nhI8g

Schumer right now, "I need to catch my breath so much is happening"

Senate is getting. stuff. done.

Already.

I propose a new US National Holiday, January 20th. Take Out the Trash Day. Its like pre-spring cleaning. Throw out the obnoxious, crass crap that somehow made it into your house.

#allegory

Wrong-headed at best; where is the harm in anything Jones did. Harassment at worst. Considering that good samaritans and whistleblowers are generally protected by law.

https://www.npr.org/sections/coronavirus-live-updates/2021/01/18/957914495/data-scientist-rebekah-jones-facing-arrest-turns-herself-in-to-florida-authoriti

Wolfram Alpha is great for unit conversions.

I love the bonus contextual info, always very practical, like 2 inches is ≈ 0.86 × length of an uncoiled sperm from the fruit fly species Drosophila bifurca ( ≈ 0.058 m )

I mean I need fact that every day

If you like cryptanalysis, hidden figures, history, or just need a diversion I recommend:

https://www.pbs.org/wgbh/americanexperience/films/codebreaker/

"Elizebeth Smith Friedman, the groundbreaking cryptanalyst whose painstaking work to decode thousands of messages for the U.S. government would send infamous gangsters to prison in the 1930s and bring down a massive, near-invisible Nazi spy ring in WWII"

Likely temporary but I take what I can get for good news...

United States would outperform its pledge made under the Copenhagen climate accord to reduce greenhouse gas emissions 17% below 2005 levels by 2020. Emissions will actually drop by 21.5% compared with 2005.

https://www.reuters.com/article/BigStory12/idUSKBN29H19O

#goodnews #silverlining

How the heck was this shot? Did booms get erased in post?

Thaynan Costa, Josef Skott, Adilson Pedro, and GoPro Athlete Madars Apse turn an empty supermarket into their own personal skate park.

https://vimeo.com/452638847

#silliness #video

@Mauve_matelot thanks for reminding me to check #beautifulnews. Here's another one:
https://informationisbeautiful.net/beautifulnews/84-women-vote-everywhere/