@99reasons4truth stomach linings are overrated

Apologize if I'm late to the fact that the Dark Brandon mug has aviators unless/until filled with hot liquid, when the sunglasses fade and the eyes are red lasers.
Honestly wasn't ready for Biden's campaign media to go off leash
#politics #ad #biden

@Beanc and remember not to click links in email oh wait

@Alt_Human And that'll move the needle nation/worldwide. Great.

@Saorsa I read, "You have to give me cover. If we discuss like adults in a formal setting my 4chan homies will eat me alive"

@catlynne333 they're not wrong

@BosmangBeratna that family. Kinda like criminals but not as classy or competent.

@ecksmc Or just shut it down until he figures himself out.

@corlin Dude, no, you're embarrassing yourself. Brin come get yer boy.

@phase2 uhm, didn't know cargo planes could land on carriers. Can they take off from them?!

Almost nothing we call a berry meets the botanical definition, but pumpkins do, so.

Oh and please remember not to confuse it with bury – to conceal; to place in a grave

#berries

@phase2 "Anderson and her colleagues dropped atoms of antihydrogen down a tube, and the atoms fell downward thanks to gravity. That sounds simple, "

NO. NO IT DOES NOT

Hey you! Want to learn more about Linux? Of course, step right this way. Microsoft has published a help guide to installing and runn...what am I saying right now did I have a stroke
#linuix
https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/linux/install

FWIW Pop!_OS picked up the libcue2 update in a timely fashion

#linux #security

@anniecoughlin
Eleanor Roosevelt for President.
Seriously we could elect her in spirit and just refer to her writing. It would be miles better than many of the living candidates.

Help, my dog is using operant conditioning techniques on me.

And they're working.
#dogs

@LnzyHou good mug! Ain't skeered.

@phase2 Confession: have made a lot of maps. And this book is on my shelf. Required reading for cartographers/geographers.

https://bookshop.org/p/books/how-to-lie-with-maps-mark-monmonier/6803019

@thewebrecluse
I have often seen this with female-presenting professors, especially people of color, and as far as that goes, male-presenting as well. Infuriating. I'm not polite about it. 21st century, supposedly.