C'mon Bing get in the spirit of the thing.

"Arm wrestling is a human sport that involves two people using their arms to try to push each other’s hand to the table. Since mice and hippopotamuses do not have arms and are not capable of participating in an arm wrestling contest, it would not be possible for either animal to win."

@DJNoneYa
Helping!

@WeThePeople
That should buff right out

Ha-ha, you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is “Never get involved in a land war in Asia,” but only slightly less well known is this: “Never go in against Disney lawyers, when...full stop. Never go in against Disney lawyers.”

@spacesloth Pull the meat. Let it rest.

Looks like we picked up a hitchhiker

@estherschindler awesome fun and informative!

@awnaves hey great needed some way to use all this blood I have in the fridge.

#what

@BosmangBeratna oh holy heck they didn't have the game assets?! They just started from blank canvas?!
buh.

buh.

@BosmangBeratna WOW

okay but the bokeh is just flexing.

@mcfate
Yeah you know, moving fast, breaking things. Besides, reading is a bore.

LAUNCH DEFLECTOR DESIGN CRITERIA -- NASA, 1963 (pdf)

https://ntrs.nasa.gov/api/citations/19630004149/downloads/19630004149.pdf

Puppy's squeaky* toy stops squeaking. Wash AND dry it; squeaks again.
What the heck.

*for training b/c he's not very food-y

@ECNC @th3j35t3r
not quite 4chan...yet. Almost...

@Fellixe I see they have a regular blog and the blog has RSS. I'm good.

@Fellixe ewww, why would @scotusblog use tiktok?
Nopity nope.

@JolieSaboteuse A friend moved to Joplin and was never heard from again. Believe he was mulched.

If you like plastic pollution (who doesn't), this new EPA effort will bum you right out. You can let them know and/or attend a webinar in May.

Draft National Strategy to Prevent Plastic Pollution
https://www.epa.gov/circulareconomy/draft-national-strategy-prevent-plastic-pollution

Missouri Attorney General: We're terribad people and dumb enough to advertise our cruel harassment campaign by launching a form on the public internet.
(24 hours later)
Missouri Attorney General: Our form got eat by a grue. halp.

context: https://www.politifact.com/factchecks/2023/apr/20/tweets/yes-missouri-attorney-general-has-a-website-for-re/

@GreenCheese Awww that's too bad for them in their harassment efforts.

@sheseala Yeah, think so.

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