And then there was the trucker running through the night because the load just had to get there.
Some of his wheel bolts came undone, he could feel it through the steering, but it had to get there, no time to stop.
Finally, the inevitable happened on a mountain road, and as he plunged to his doom, the trucker sang those immortal words.
"You picked a fine time to leave me, loose wheel"
how about the guy who went to his doctor, feeling sick. Doc prescribes guy get a long thin piece of leather cut into ten strips, eat one strip a day and come back when they're done.
Ten days later guy show up, doc says, "How's everything?" Guy says, "not good. the thong has ended, but the malady lingers on."
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@northernbassist @b4cks4w Shit, you too huh.
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