Okay, now that I've stopped laughing, I can share with you that Fucker Suckerson, in his speech at the RNC, claimed that Trump offered to come and guard his house from protesters.
And if you believe that, I've got some prime oceanfront property in Nebraska you can have for a song.
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/tucker-carlson-rnc-speech-trump-b2582380.html
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Dickless looks as though if he tried to take a swing at anyone, he'd topple right over. The exertion would leave him breathless.