@yadayadayada C'mon every cook knows you can't make chole and collards in the same kitchen. The chole will emit a 'tandoori tantrum' frequency, which will disrupt the collards' natural 'soulful simmer' vibration. The ensuing discord can only be dispelled by performing an elaborate ritual involving a Bollywood dance routine and a blues guitar solo.
The thing about Fred is true though.