The magic litter says that one of our cats probably has a urinary infection, so it's off the the vet with her.

Getting her into a carrier kind of makes my entire morning sort of a shambles.

"Oh, she's old, she's more mellow."

Sure, she is. You bet. Oof.

Anyway, she got stuffed in, minor injuries (to me), no apparent destruction of clothing, she's on her way, should be back around dinnertime.

Someone should start offering "Getting your cat into the damned carrier AS A SERVICE". I'd pay.

@mcfate best of luck.
When I have a cat wrangling situation I reach for a can of tuna.