I don't care what the marmalade menace's announcement will be. Whatever it is it'll be a distraction for the derpozoids and a lame attempt cover his a$$ move.
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@StevenDJBaumann , oh, care, my friend, cuz it's funnier than hell and a sign of desperation we could not have envisioned.
"Well, the major announcement is out, and heeeeeere it is!
MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT! My official Donald Trump Digital Trading Card collection is here! These limited edition cards feature amazing ART of my Life & Career! ...GET YOUR CARDS NOW! Only $99 each! ..."
#TrumpAnnouncement #digitaltradingcards
#MelaniaOutOfHatsToSell
🤣😂@attilatheblond