Donations to the Donald Trump are down so much Melania is being forced to have sex with Donald because she can't afford batteries.

Scott Dworkin @funder

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Scott Dworkin @funder

bettemidler @BetteMidler

And that’s the way it’s supposed to be, dammit!

Jon Cooper
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Evergreen. 😂

Started reading M. Darusha Wehm's "Terraforming Mars: Shores Of A New Horizon."
https://amzn.to/3vkY7X7
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Seems like this is going to be an intriguing #SciFi #Thriller.
#Books #Reading #SciFiBooks #ScienceFiction #TerraformingMars

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Jon Cooper @joncoopertweets

Trump slurring his words and glitching again: “Three years lady, lady, lady. How about that?”

Maybe they should try unplugging him and then plugging him back in.

Mary L Trump @MaryLTrump

Congratulations, Donald. This is one of the very few things in your life you've actually earned:

When you got some stomping to do but you have to wait for the smoke machine.

Your voicemail will be ignored in the order in which it was received. Веер.

awww

I am not a huge Swift fan and am tired of the distraction watching the games, but seeing the Reich wing whine now that KC is in the Superb Owl is delicious.

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BREAKING:

Boebert.

Lauren Boebert finishes 5th in straw poll at first GOP primary debate in her new district

#FloodTheFirehose

This is what "so much winning" actually looks like... #FuckTrump #83Million

𝐁𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐬 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐝𝐢𝐟𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐑𝐨𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐚𝐰...

Yesterday President Biden on Twitter (and presumably via other channels) came pretty close to making that promise for the 2024 election.

This should absolutely be a centerpiece of the 2024 campaign.

- TPM

#Biden #Choice #autonomy

Also, I'm pretty sure that if Trump wants to appeal this judgement, he's going to have to post an appeal bond for the full amount first.

#Politics