Dear Texas Rangers, please keep winning. Thanks!
"So, is that moldy poop, or poopy mold?"
@Alfred please make a poster that promotes the stage play "The Semafore version of Wuthering Heights"
@Alfred please make a illustration of the 5th and 10th of each year with a Panasonic and an extra bonus of the same thing
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Remember, the same Republicans who are right now ousting their own Speaker are the very same folks who tried to hang their own Vice President.
I mean, look at what they do to their own. Imagine what they'll do to YOU.
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@alchemistbbc Here's what I came up with for your prompt: 'please make an illustration of my cat playing an epic guitar solo on a white Gibson Explorer guitar on Comet Ryugu. Thanks!' #AlfredArt
@Alfred please make an illustration of my cat playing an epic guitar solo on a white Gibson Explorer guitar on Comet Ryugu. Thanks!
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@alchemistbbc Here's what I came up with for your prompt: 'will you please make an illustration of The Grateful Dead giving a concert on Ganymede. Thanks' #AlfredArt
@Alfred will you please make an illustration of The Grateful Dead giving a concert on Ganymede. Thanks
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So there's this commercial for like some Dog Food delivery service or something. There's a scene where there's a dude is on the toilet taking a dump while the dog like does dog stuff. I just... the marketing of "if you're too busy on the toilet all the time to go buy dog food, we've got your six!" I just don't understand. Thanks for listening. As you were.
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Astronomers have just spotted a phenomenon in the sky that Albert Einstein predicted we’d never see — one of dozens observed so far.
The four light blue spots surrounding the little orange blob in this image from the Very Large Telescope are actually four images of the same galaxy, projected by a gravitational lens in a rare formation called an Einstein cross.
Einstein didn’t believe we’d ever have the ability to see deep enough into the universe to witness this phenomena.
@Alfred please make an image of @th3j35t3r 's happy place. He may want it right now
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@alchemistbbc Here's what I came up with for your prompt: 'please make an image of an ice storm on Io. Thanks' #AlfredArt
@Alfred please make an image of an ice storm on Io. Thanks
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