From that other site:
"Hickory dickory dock
Ullah messed up his clock
He tripped the alarm
Didn't do much harm
But he did blow off his cock."
~@roger247~

@serrenity @ZonaPellucida

You better believe I'm nailing a mezuzah to the doorframe at closing too. :)

#savage

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Official press briefing on the Port Authority explosion has ended.

I will continue to post updates on this matter throughout the day as I receive more information.

Be aware of the massive amounts of disinformation that are spreading.

Please check the source of the information before spreading it.

-The Beard ✌️

#News #BeardNews

^^^ Here's the comforting words our President has to say during this incident.

^^^ 10 minutes ago on the news they're saying how Trump watches 8 hours of news and TV a day. Within minutes Trumps tweeting about how he doesn't.

Case closed.

You know you're in the wrong line of work as a suicide bomber when you fail to kill anyone AND fail to suicide. #NYC

@3L3V3NTH Moore is a disgusting pig. He should be nowhere near public office. Anywhere.

Historical question: Who was more responsible for the Nazis rise to power?

The relatively small number of actual Nazi Party members?

Or the much broader footprint of people, institutions, and communities that minimized, thought they could coopt/leverage, just kinda hoped someone else would do something, etc.?

Please, never accept it as normal, when a President calls for the firing of journalists.

The following exchange was too long for one toot here so I created an image for it. Please forgive any awkwardness in size or formatting. Haven't done this before. https://counter.social/media/_AMeJ35sKlPtmtHEJBA

Cory Booker is calling for Trump to follow Al Franken and resign over allegations of sexual harassment on interview with @ajjaffe