@YouInMyEye 'I just shit my diaper again'. 'I know you peeg'.
@YouInMyEye Aaaww! Look at the happy couple! 🙃🤗
@YouInMyEye
I just shit my pants and I know she knows
@YouInMyEye "I can't believe I had to give her an extra $100 to sit next to me"
What.. Get over it. This is my resting dick face.
@YouInMyEye I'm "rich" but #StillNotGettingLaid